Caw Caw Motherfucker
rebellifetime:

Smart mouth
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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals usually have impeccable music taste since their pansexuality allows them to delve into multiple genres.

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THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)
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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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I hate moving :p

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#so tired #and we just started

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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(Source: 55mph-archive)

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

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Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
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slashren:

hello me again I like men.

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dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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acloudofsteam:

Uguu.
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